Forget the shrink – see your bartender…

  • :bEver since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him:

    I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.

    Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.

    How much do you charge?

    Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor.

    I’ll sleep on it, I said.

    Six months later the doctor met me on the street.

    Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having? He asked.

    Well, Eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck.

    Is that so? With a bit of an attitude he said, and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?

    He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain’t nobody under there now.

    FORGET THE SHRINKS..

    HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!

    IT”S ALWAYS BETTER TO GET A SECOND OPINION

    http://communitybloggersevolve.blog.co.uk/2014/08/14/forget-the-shrink-see-your-bartender-19138542/

 

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