Not only the peaches, but also the peas..

Peaches (The Presidents of the United States o...
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Midweek humour:

:>>;D A senior citizen was arrested for shoplifting. When she was taken before the judge, the judge asked her what she had stolen. The old woman replied, ” Just a can of peaches.”At that point the judge then asked her why she had stolen the can. She said, “She was hungry and she didn’t have any money with her because she forgot her wallet at home.” The judge then asked her how many peaches were there in the can. She replied, “Only Nine.” The judge said, “Well then, you are going to jail for nine days.”

The old woman’s husband was in the audience and he raised his hand and asked if he can say something. The judge said, “Yes, what do you have to say?” The husband said, “Your honor, it was not only the can of Peaches, she also stole a can of peas.”

“You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.” –Michael Pritchard

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