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    Subject: Glasgow characters

    Some nicknames that have been given to Glasgow characters by their friends
    and workmates:

    Two Soups” his real name is Campbell Baxter.

    “The Colostomy” – the girlfriend of a married man (i.e. the wee bag on the
    side).

    “The Boomerang Kid” – whenever anyone at work asks a question, he always
    replies: ‘ I’ll get back to you on that. ‘

    “The Parachute” – lets everyone down at the last minute.

    “Vaseline” – his real name is Willie Burns.

    “Rembrandt” – loves saying to colleagues: ‘ Let me put you in the
    picture…’

    Bo Derek” – a chap called Derek with terrible body odour.

    The Genie” – magically appears whenever anyone opens a bottle.

    “Dulux” – his pals reckon he’s only got one coat.

    “Soapy” – washes his hands of any problems that crop up..

    “The Yeti” – always on the sick. Many unconfirmed sightings of this guy,
    but nobody can prove he actually exists.

    “The Gas Man” – he’s serviced loads of old boilers.

    The Hostage” – when anyone asks for help he always replies: ‘Sorry, my
    hands are tied.’

    “The Olympic Flame” – he never goes out!

    Acknowledgements: Trevor Downer

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