Notify the next of kin first…

Weekend Humour:

 

Father O’Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new parish.

He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a donkey lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called his local member of Parliament.

The conversation went like this:

“Good morning. John Key speaking. How might I help you?”

“And the best of the day te yerself, sah. This is Father O’Malley at St. Ann’s Catholic Church in Helensville. There’s a donkey lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o’yer lads to take care of the matter?”

John Key, considering himself to be quite a wit and recognizing the Irish accent, thought he would have a little fun with the good father, replied, “Well now Father, it was orways my impreshun that you poople took care of the last rites!”

There was dead silence on the line for a moment . . . . . .

Father O’Malley then replied: “Aye,’ tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for me call.”

 
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